Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What is a taint?

A: The taint, also known as the perineum in the medical field, is the patch of skin between the genitals and the anus. On a man, it’s the area between the sack and the crack, and on a woman its the area between the giney and the heinie. During certain activities, or just from stress alone, this area can become sore, and chaffed. When this happens, the taint has transformed into what we in the industry like to call the angry inch, and a calmative is needed – hence Taint Paint.

Q: What is in Taint Paint?

A: Taint Paint is a mixture of beeswax and essential oils and vitamins that are combined in an oxygen free decompression tank by trained Himalayan medicine shaman who are skilled in the ways of soothing the angered epidermis. Seriously though, Taint Paint has all the same ingredients that most chapsticks have, just in larger quantities for a greater coverage area.

Q: Why is Taint Paint better than powdered products I have seen?

A: Taint paint is designed to not only heal and relieve tenderness in the taint area, but to lubricate it as well. When the taint becomes chaffed, a powdered product will only further dry the area, leaving it susceptible to further irritation. Taint Paint will grease the affected region and allow skin to move on skin without pain or harmful friction that can lead to rawness.

Q: Will Taint Paint bring a fine sheen to my dogs coat?

A: Maybe? Taint Paint does not engage animal testing. All product testing is done in a controlled cleanroom environment on physically active homless people, on treadmills.

If you have a question, please send it to Qsandcomments@taintpaint.com.

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